Titokowaru - 12:37 am - October 12, 2009.

1st! but seriously funny!

brayd1377 - 1:39 am - October 12, 2009.

That was a funny article and congrats on being first

Ninjasmine07 - 10:21 am - October 12, 2009.

Mortal Kombat...oh good times.

g_sauce - 2:11 pm - October 12, 2009.

GoldenEye kind of already had that achievement for the proximity mines, the 'lemming award'. Though it wasn't that specific. Still, real clever all around.

tehbronson - 8:55 pm - October 12, 2009.

You have "Unlocked" when you mean "Locked". "Unlocked" means you've received the achievement while you mean the opposite.

jasonmicha - 9:01 pm - October 12, 2009.

^should be gamerpaper's editor

Utoperitass - 11:22 pm - October 12, 2009.

I like this :)

baar_bear - 5:58 am - October 13, 2009.

On Duck Hunt, I would have liked an achievement award for shooting that snooty dog! ;-D

Phil Bond - 10:11 am - October 13, 2009.

Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia.

therandomiser - 10:50 am - October 13, 2009.

"Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia." Yeah, a lot of them are about playing games with friends which you obviously don't have.

jasonmicha - 11:27 am - October 13, 2009.

^^owned by ^

official coop - 1:16 pm - October 13, 2009.

hey oh... what's the game with Meat and Bullets?

drapedup - 1:31 pm - October 13, 2009.

...oregon trail

JMAN89 - 9:43 pm - October 15, 2009.

To MR. Phil Bond above ^^^ Maybe you should look at which website you are actually on before posting some ridiculous sophomoric rant. It was meant to be funny.....not factual. GJ on letting that one take a hop, skip and jump right over your head. The website motto is "Funny Gaming News"......not "Hypothetically Boring News"

darkexcalibur9 - 10:26 pm - October 15, 2009.

I remember playing oregon trail in third grade, and the "don't name the members of your group a swear word" achievment was still impossible... ^^

jasonmicha - 2:18 am - October 16, 2009.

hahaha

sohryu - 12:16 pm - January 16, 2010.

TITOKOWARU! YOU GOT FIRST MAN, THATS FUCKING AWESOME. RIGHT ON MAN. FICKING FIRRRRRRRRRRRRST LOLOL thats so cool.

cybert0r - 10:28 pm - January 16, 2010.

were you hoping to get last?????

avisioncame - 6:29 pm - January 19, 2010.

"Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia. " God, so what I was thinking. Vintage gaming used to be cool until Hot Topic started making T-Shirts.

wookielocks - 11:56 pm - January 31, 2010.

@tehbronson "You have "Unlocked" when you mean "Locked". "Unlocked" means you've received the achievement while you mean the opposite. " No, actually. "Unlocked" means that you can achieve the achievement. "Locked" means the opposite, and "Achieved" should be obvious enough for you.