Titokowaru - 12:37 am - October 12, 2009.

1st! but seriously funny!

brayd1377 - 1:39 am - October 12, 2009.

That was a funny article and congrats on being first

Ninjasmine07 - 10:21 am - October 12, 2009.

Mortal Kombat...oh good times.

g_sauce - 2:11 pm - October 12, 2009.

GoldenEye kind of already had that achievement for the proximity mines, the 'lemming award'. Though it wasn't that specific. Still, real clever all around.

tehbronson - 8:55 pm - October 12, 2009.

You have "Unlocked" when you mean "Locked". "Unlocked" means you've received the achievement while you mean the opposite.

jasonmicha - 9:01 pm - October 12, 2009.

^should be gamerpaper's editor

Utoperitass - 11:22 pm - October 12, 2009.

I like this :)

baar_bear - 5:58 am - October 13, 2009.

On Duck Hunt, I would have liked an achievement award for shooting that snooty dog! ;-D

Phil Bond - 10:11 am - October 13, 2009.

Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia.

therandomiser - 10:50 am - October 13, 2009.

"Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia." Yeah, a lot of them are about playing games with friends which you obviously don't have.

jasonmicha - 11:27 am - October 13, 2009.

^^owned by ^

official coop - 1:16 pm - October 13, 2009.

hey oh... what's the game with Meat and Bullets?

drapedup - 1:31 pm - October 13, 2009.

...oregon trail

JMAN89 - 9:43 pm - October 15, 2009.

To MR. Phil Bond above ^^^ Maybe you should look at which website you are actually on before posting some ridiculous sophomoric rant. It was meant to be funny.....not factual. GJ on letting that one take a hop, skip and jump right over your head. The website motto is "Funny Gaming News"......not "Hypothetically Boring News"

darkexcalibur9 - 10:26 pm - October 15, 2009.

I remember playing oregon trail in third grade, and the "don't name the members of your group a swear word" achievment was still impossible... ^^

jasonmicha - 2:18 am - October 16, 2009.

hahaha

sohryu - 12:16 pm - January 16, 2010.

TITOKOWARU! YOU GOT FIRST MAN, THATS FUCKING AWESOME. RIGHT ON MAN. FICKING FIRRRRRRRRRRRRST LOLOL thats so cool.

cybert0r - 10:28 pm - January 16, 2010.

were you hoping to get last?????

avisioncame - 6:29 pm - January 19, 2010.

"Most of these aren't things that could actually be recognized by the game. Way to fail at your own premise. This was just a lame excuse for the writers to spout tired, generic misanthropic nostalgia. " God, so what I was thinking. Vintage gaming used to be cool until Hot Topic started making T-Shirts.

wookielocks - 11:56 pm - January 31, 2010.

@tehbronson "You have "Unlocked" when you mean "Locked". "Unlocked" means you've received the achievement while you mean the opposite. " No, actually. "Unlocked" means that you can achieve the achievement. "Locked" means the opposite, and "Achieved" should be obvious enough for you.

weez - 6:33 am - February 14, 2010.

@avisioncame and being "rebellious" by not buying anything anywhere buy goodwill used to be cool, until it became trendy. think for yourself...don't stop doing something you enjoy just because everyone else does it. (either that or quit breathing, cause that's REALLY trendy right now)\ me, i'll continue to play atari till the f*cker dies on me...even when everyone i know is trying to buy one on ebay, it's just cause they wanna be cool like me.

semico6 - 7:25 pm - March 17, 2010.

I love the Mario Kart one. Man that used to piss me off! Now I do that to my kids on Mario Kart Wii. http://pennyforyourdebt.blogspot.com/